Teaser from LOVE, LIFE & NAUGHTY BITS
Besties are the best for a reason. As the giggles subside, my girl goes into the details of the whole day, then they all decide on a plan my girl should follow. Operation ‘Kill him with Kindness’ takes shape. Which is basically my girl being herself but upping the niceness factor a few sickening notches. I’m not sure she’ll resort to cooking his whole office blueberry and yoghurt muffins like she does her own on occasion, but she’ll definitely not let his freeze smother her fire.
As they order a selection of Tapas for dinner with some wine, they notice a group of five business men eyeing them quite obviously. Bar 31 is not usually where the girls pick up, the class is generally a little to snobby for the girls taste, but hey, if the interest is there, why ignore it? So they throw sly smiles back.
Two of the men have beards, which results in some … interesting conversation.
“Seriously, I couldn’t stand the pash rash you’d have on a daily basis, let alone the possibility of swallowing a piece of yesterday’s lunch every time you went in for a kiss. I see the hotness factor of a beard, the rugged caveman look is damn hot, but the constant prickly feeling would be too much for me.”
I think my girl needs to take her own advice on how to ‘look outside the box’ because that prickly feeling would be sexy as fuck.
“Oh Lexi, Lexi, Lexi. Think of that pash rash somewhere else. But think of it as more of a hot friction than a sore rash.”
“Pash rash, down there? No thanks!”
“Friction not rash! Believe me, it’s hot. Don’t knock it till you try it.”
Oh yeahhhhhh. I wanna try, I wanna try, pleaseeeeeeee. Fuck the pash rash, make a sacrifice for me girlfriend. Mmm prickly friction, yum. It’d be so much better than the friction from our vibrator; that seriously needs an upgrade by the way. Ooo suggest a trip to the XXX superstore again, that was hilarious, even though we nearly wet our pants with laughter. Zali’s demonstration of what to do with that three headed contraption will forever be etched into my brain and some new toys would spice things up a little. No? Okay then, but please consider some beard friction, for me.
“If you took home one of the Mr Cavemen, you’d be sure to wake up happier in the morning and that’d be a good start for day two of working closely with Mr Uptight. You’d walk in glowing like you just received the best morning sex of your life and have him wondering all day why you’re in such a good mood. It’s a win, win.”
Yes! My girl is actually considering it. Oh my God, make me a beared lady please.
“Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
“Beard’s will do that to you. You’re going to love it. Just don’t push up to hard, those prickles can get a bit … tricky sometimes. I can’t wait to hear of the results.”
“Aren’t you going to tell her what happened when …?”
“Shh. She needs to experience it for herself. And it’s different for everyone. I can’t wait to hear what you think. This is the most excited I have been since you told us about Mel and the guy who couldn’t get off without his cock ring.”
“Okay, what’re you not telling me girlies? Is a beard a go or a no?”
“Oh it is definitely a go! Very much a go hoe.”
By now the group of men have made their way over to our girls table and are politely buying them drinks. This is a refined place, not a place where the dudes are shouting the girls shots, but hey, there’s a time and a place for shot shouting and this bar is too refined for that and so are their cliental. But hey, free alcohol is still free alcohol. And after a few more drinks one of the hot beared cavemen, who surprisingly has tatts like a ‘rock star’ under his business shirt, turns out to be pretty cool and … well … pretty to look at too.
After a trip to the ladies, which yes, as all men joke about, can’t be taken alone, safety in numbers when you gossip like bitches behind closed doors, my girl decides to throw Mr Uptight from her brain, take the plunge and invite Mr Tattooed Beared Dragon back to our place for some prickly friction. I’m so freaking excited I’m flooding her panties in appreciation.
Once our apartment door is closed he wastes no time and to begin with, the prickly kisses are a nice sensation. But it doesn’t take long for my girls lips to cry out in raw unhappiness as the infamous pash rash takes hold. My girl subtly dodges his lips by moving over to nibble on his ear, which going by his growl, he likes. This gives him a chance to move his beared lips down my girl’s neck. Ahh, now that’s a nice sensation, sending sparks to our core.
He’s good with his lips as he slowly travels down, nipping with his teeth as he sensually travels over her collarbone and down between her breasts. When his mouth travels over her nipples and his whiskers graze the sensitive buds, we almost convulse into oblivion. Mmm, why haven’t we tried a beard before? Oh this will not be the last time I’m sure of it.
He loves her nails lightly scratching down his back as he reaches the apex of her thighs and takes his time to admire my sexual beauty.
“Oh yeah, I’m wet and ready for you baby.”
“You smell so freaking hot kitty cat.”
“Umm, maybe less talking and more doing, because ‘kitty cat’ don’t do it for me spiky.”
“Whatever you say sugar. Just lie back and enjoy the ride my guy is going to take you on. To the moon we go babe.”
“Yeah, still less talking please. You’re interrupting my mojo.”
Oh, oh, oh, the first feeling of his beard is delicious as he lightly brushes it over our clit. I am sooooo not going to last long. Yey, multiple orgasms tonight! But, as he starts to apply more pressure as he digs his tongue into my core, the prickle actually starts to hurt a bit.
“Ow, ow, okay, lighten up a bit dude. Ow, ow, this is not pleasant anymore.”
It’s starting to feel like a thousand tiny needles attacking me all at once.
“Just relax baby, we got you. It will get better soon I promise.”
“Ow, ow. Needles, needles, jabbing, stabbing. Ow, ow, OW! No more! Get that hairy weapon of mass destruction and pain away from me!”
Oh come on girlfriend, I can tell you are not liking it either. Get him off of me, find a way to move him somewhere else. Hey, offer him a blow job, offer him anything just pleaseeeeeeee get him off of me before I bleed to death from all the pricks.
Oh no! Fuck me! What is that smell? Is that … is that sticky stuff in his beard? What the fuck? A piece of buffalo wing … from yesterday!!!
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Lots to tell
I have so much to tell you all I don't know where to begin LOL
LONDON BOOK FAIR
My co-writer Ricky Cooper and I had a successful showing at the 2015 London Book Fair. We learnt so many valuable things and made some amazing contacts from all over the world. There is some exciting things happening behind the scenes for our Heaven's Scent series but its a little too early to talk about it at the moment. So stay tuned and keep an eye out on my Facebook page for instant updates:
LOVE, LIFE AND NAUGHTY BITS
Yep, we decided to do another co-write! What started out as a funny conversation about the weird and strange books of the world, lead us to start writing a romance book told from the POV of our characters naughty bits. You heard right, the book is told from the POV of a Penis and a Vagina. This is a humorous romance that will have you peeing your pants with laughter people. It is due for release on the 17th of September.
FICTIONALLY YOURS MELBOURNE AUTHOR INVASION
I will be attending as one of the signing authors at this Melbourne first event. I'm so excited to get a chance to meet all of you wonderful readers in my home town. Also at my table will be the sexy and talented Kristian Nagel. He will be there to help promote my latest release and to give a cheeky message to all you ladies if you like.
I have so many new books in the works I am having trouble keeping up, but I will let you all know via my social media pages as release dates get locked in. Thanks for caring and happy reading.
NEW COVER FOR HEAVEN'S SCENT
Hello lovely readers
My co-writer and I made a decision to change the cover of Heaven's Scent for a few reasons. Our book is a Paranormal Romance, yet to some people our cover comes across as more of a fantasy, so we wanted a cover that reflects the book, but is also competitive in the Contemporary Romance genre, so an update was needed and we couldn't be more happier with the result from Fragworks Art and Illustrations. It looks more professional and modern and hopefully this will atract more readers to our wonderful story.
BIG NEWS also is that Heaven's Scent is currently only .99 cents for a digital copy on Amazon! YEY!!!! Click on our Amazon tab to grab a copy today.
Dont forget to check our our Heaven's Scent Facebook page as we are having a BIG giveaway at the end of the month.
Next time I will have news about the London Book Fair so stay tuned.
Happy reading Xxx
Heaven's Scent is here!!!
Welcome to Heaven's Scent! It is finally here!
I am so happy to introduce to you my collaboration with fellow author (and my bestie) Ricky Cooper. This is the first in a series of four books. This series is a very graphic, dark and erotic Fantasy/Romance set in Heaven, Hell and the world in between. It follows the epic and painful love story of Arianwen an Angel and Albion a Demon. This story is painful, twisted and HOT! It will keep you on the edge of your seat from beginning to end.
It is available now from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo and ibooks.
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Happy reading. Xxx
Heaven's Scent release date
Great news! Heaven's Scent book 1 will be released on the 15th of November! YEY!!!!!
This series is my collaboration with author Ricky Cooper and we can't wait to introduce this dark erotic fantasy to all our readers.
You guys are going to fall in love with our lead characters Arianwen the Angel and Albion the Demon. They are HOT!!!!!
We will share the book trailer here soon.
I'm sorry it has been so long since I posted an update but I have been locked in my writing cave FOREVER!
I have lots to tell you all. First of all my next book which will be my collaboration with author Ricky Cooper is almost finished! This one is Heaven's Scent and I can't wait to introduce you to our characters Arianwen and Albion. You are going to fall in love with them.
The next biggest news is that I'll be attending the 2015 London Book Fair. I will have a stand with Ricky Cooper and we will be promoting the Heaven's Scent series as well as our own individual books.
Ill keep you update before we go. Happy reading Xxx